if i was famous i would just knock on peoples doors and be like hello yes its me
(Source: , via yungwifey)
*swipes debit card*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good
why put cookie dough in the oven when you can put it in your mouth
because I don’t want salmonella….
then don’t eat salmon….
DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY
do u ever wonder what a famous person is doing at this very moment in time
The less loved you are by others, the more you have to love yourself.
What I’m really terrified of is leading an average, ordinary life with a regular job and an invariable routine, planned holidays, an average household, fixed responsibilities and not doing anything different to be remembered by.
Honestly the boondocks is the only show where i dont think theres any bad characters or bad episodes
all these idiots staring at the moon and falling right into madara’s infinite tsukuyomi