kawaiigod:

when ur going to the mall

and u actually have money

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daisycraze:

if i was famous i would just knock on peoples doors and be like hello yes its me

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ciggawet:

*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

(Source: hunnessy, via yungwifey)

mydogsnokes:

stealingyourpension:

mydogsnokes:

why put cookie dough in the oven when you can put it in your mouth

because I don’t want salmonella….

then don’t eat salmon….

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thekatitube:

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY

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I am not anti-social, I am selectively social. 

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happiest:

do u ever wonder what a famous person is doing at this very moment in time

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Customer: Ummm could you get your manager?
Me: No, but you can get these hands.

越是没有人爱,越要爱自己。

The less loved you are by others, the more you have to love yourself.

(Source: disquietedly, via yungwifey)

exoticwild:

What I’m really terrified of is leading an average, ordinary life with a regular job and an invariable routine, planned holidays, an average household, fixed responsibilities and not doing anything different to be remembered by.

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tsukihi:

Honestly the boondocks is the only show where i dont think theres any bad characters or bad episodes

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trillow:

all these idiots staring at the moon and falling right into madara’s infinite tsukuyomi

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holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

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"Bitches on The Maury Show run so far backstage they end up on 106 & Park"

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Omg what is air

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(Source: yungwavegod, via yungwifey)